Me: You know what? I think most people’s perception of me is a positive one. A lot of people seem to like me and enjoy having me around.
Anxiety:
who died and made you batman? wait. oh shit. dude i’m so sorry.
there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
when you’re in an important exam and your brain is just singing a song
